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Justin Orde
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College / University
MFA (Critical Social Art Practice) Grays School Of Art, RGU, Aberdeen 2006.
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I am...
Justin Orde.
About my artwork
I produce objects and projects concerned with social engagement and instituitional critique.
Artists I like
Scotia Nostra, Santiago Serra, Tatham&O'Sullivan, Elmgreen&Dragset, Akay, yBA's, Arte Povera, Michael Craig-Martin.
Blood Sports (aspirational)
Dance Music & DJ culture
What exhibitions are good at the moment?
Nobody actually goes to exhibitions anymore do they?

Modus Operandi

A Grand Tour

I propose to make an artist’s film/documentary using the footage created from filming a journey from Kelso to Venice for the 2007 Biennale and then to return to Kelso via Kassel for Documenta 12 and Munster for Skulptur Projekte Munster 07.

I intend to undertake this journey in my own vehicle (VW Caravelle). The vehicle will be fuelled with bio-diesel. The vehicle will be converted in Kelso to accommodate a deep fat fryer. The deep-frying of battered Mars Bars, Kelsae Onion Rings and local produce specific to the locations of visit would constitute some kind of cultural exchange on national and local levels (and could be sold to supliment the travel budget). The foodstuffs would be served on printed-paper featuring an explanation of the project’s purpose. The bio-diesel will be produced through the recycling of the waste vegetable oil from the production of the delicacies.

The food will be served in lay-bys, at service stations and in market squares always in the proximity of cultural tourism but never directly in view of locations attracting cultural tourism or with the intention of engaging with its clientele.


Kelso to Hull 340 km
Rotterdam to Venice 1336 km
Venice to Kassel 1026 km
Kassel to Munster 206 km
Munster to Kassel 496 km
Hull to Kelso 340 km

3744 km

Avg speed 120.0 km/h

Fuel tank capacity 80.0 litres

Cons ltr/per/100km(120kmph) 9.9 litres

Litres cons over journey 374.4 litres


Avg cost to fill tank £ 76.96

Projected fuel costs £ 360.17

Contingency £ 100.00

£ 460.00

Ferry crossing £ 300.00

£ 710.00

Ktc veg oil 20litres @ 9.79 x 5 £ 48.95

Mars bar 48 pk @ 11.59 + vat. X 3 £ 40.85

Batter mix – Mc Dougals 3.5 kg 5.69 x 3 £ 17.07

Kelsae Onions

Deep Fat Fryer £ 99.99

Generator £ 50.00

Tressel Table In Kind

Mixing Bowls In Kind

20 Ltr Water Can In Kind

Kitchen utensils In Kind

DV Tapes In Kind

3 CCD DV Cam Hire In Kind

Sound Recording Hire In Kind

Editing Suite Hire In Kind

Format conversion In Kind

Copies for Film Festival Comps In Kind

Distribution In Kind

Sundry costs such as campsite fees and sustenance

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Posted on January 10, 2008 at 4:01

Guilt Edged.


This grainy image taken with a mobile phone camera records an instance of trade via interstice. Through the process of bartering within a social scenario I was able to obtain this football. The object was later to be involved in a number of impromptu games and studio based discussions where its transubstantiation was mooted. It is my belief that by… Continue

Posted on January 10, 2008 at 3:15 — 1 Comment

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At 8:36 on September 9, 2010, N.S.VALLUVAN said…
At 22:36 on August 7, 2009, Dylan Lisle said…
Good call Mr Orde. Let's get a bit of Arty connection on the go.
At 17:20 on February 11, 2009, Anne Krafft said…
Hei I like your profile picture!!
At 8:04 on November 12, 2008, ART & ARTISTS LA said…

Open to all artists in all fine arts media we seek to recognize outstanding quality and diversity in the arts.

The 2009 IJC is open to all artists worldwide, age 18 and older. All works must be original. Entries in the following medias will be accepted: Painting, Drawing, Mixed media, Printmaking, Watercolor, Ceramics, Sculpture, and Photography.

Entry Deadline February 15th 2009.


A solo show next winter 2009 at Bluebird Art House and $1500 to the winner. 1 work in the show for each one of the 3 runner up.

To receive the Submission Form and bases

At 6:39 on June 9, 2008, Beppe said…
I'm from ITALY. I invite you to visit my site. www. beppedevoti.com.
I want to invite you to join me in the pure painting art. Tank Beppe
At 16:13 on May 19, 2008, Lewis Holleran said…
haha gid call - he's a wee bit too linear all round, also a
bit of under chin tickling wins over a rammie anyday! ;)
At 15:32 on May 19, 2008, Lewis Holleran said…

strange you've not got jim lambie under your artists you like...
At 14:10 on April 1, 2008, Carol Caputo said…
I love your work, It has a strong graphic element.
you friend
At 13:06 on April 1, 2008, Michael Bowdidge said…
Thanks Justin - I'm up to my neck in that at the moment - so your comment was much appreciated!
At 23:18 on March 31, 2008, Michael Bowdidge said…
Thanks for the add Justin - excellent work - your bumper sticker made me laugh out loud - save me a deep fried Mars bar!


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